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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: Below you’ll find a collection of wise and funny life quotes to enjoy when you need a bit of levity. ” i tried to be normal once.
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Every aspect of live can be wonderful when you go through some funny quotes about life. People say love is the best feeling, but i think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.”. “if at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”.
“Many Of Life’s Failures Are People Who Did Not Realize How Close They Were To Success When They Gave Up.”.
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Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.”.
Most of life is driving somewhere and then driving back and wondering why the hell you went. If a is success in life, then a is equal to x plus y plus z. Thank you for your patience. 3.
~ When I’m Right, No One Remembers, When I’m Wrong, No One Forgets.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. “i wish people came with a 30. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Some Of You Fuckers Are Making It So Damn Hard.”.
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