Funny Quotes. Hermina on june 19, 2017: Tact is for those who aren’t funny enough for sarcasm.
Light travels faster than sound. Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems, i'm tired of solving them for you. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.
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“If You Cannot Get Rid Of The Family Skeleton, You May As Well Make It Dance.”.
I found there was only one way to look thin: If i won the award for laziness, i would send somebody to pick it up for me. The best quotes from and about the legendary madonna.
I Tried To Be Normal Once.
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Valerye on january 01, 2018: If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover spam.
“It’s Just A Flesh Wound.”.
Go through life like a duck: Sweet quotes about love by famous people. Majestic on top, kicking like hell underneath.
The Universe And Human Stupidity;
— @andrewhibbard • my wife said she wanted. Nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.